Anita's Place Christmas Funnies
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xmas cartoon I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seltbelt .. xmas cartoon Well, now what, Mr. Nose-So-Bright?
xmas cartoon My name is "Get Away from the Christmas Tree." What's yours? xmas cartoon Each Christmas, I realize that happiness is having a large, close-knit family...... in another state.
xmas cartoon Bob has a name for that tingly feeling you get during the holiday season
Fleas Navidad
xmas cartoon I can't believe no one gave us a crib.
xmas cartoon On the first day of Christmas my true friend brought to me every ornament off my darn tree! xmas cartoon Well, are you happy, Mr. Shortcut?
xmas cartoon Okay, okay! You're the wisest! xmas cartoon Reindeer Tryouts
xmas cartoon "Bob! You fool. ... Don't plug that thing in!" xmas cartoon Happy Holidays
xmas cartoon Dear Ma, I got the job xmas cartoon Unbeknownst to most theologians, there was a fourth wiseman, who was turned away for bringing fruitcake.
xmas cartoon Right. I'm going to ask you again nicely -let go? xmas cartoon The day the Elves won the lottery
xmas cartoon Where icicles come from xmas cartoon I couldn't find any carrots for the nose, so I grabbed this from my moms drawer
xmas cartoon All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. xmas cartoon How to tell you've been really bad.
xmas cartoon It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go! xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon Santa's sexual harassment trial takes a dramatic change for the worse xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon Shit! That's the last time we stop for Mexican food! xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon "Oh great, a flat!" xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon "Nice one Harry, And how are you going to explain this to the kids??" xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon Click for larger image xmas cartoon "Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
xmas cartoon "Would you look at that? They're making a baby right in the front yard!" "It's disgraceful!" xmas cartoon "It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go!"
xmas cartoon "Of course they're fake! I saw her at the snow cone stand yesterday." xmas cartoon "Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!"
xmas cartoon "I told you cigars were bad for you!" xmas cartoon "Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty and it was worth it!"
xmas cartoon "With gas prices out of sight, Santa uses and alternative fuel source." xmas cartoon "I hate when the elves help decorate the tree."
xmas cartoon "Ski Resort Pub - Childcare hitching post" xmas cartoon "There! Now our names are on the "nice" list ... whadaya say we move your sister to the "naughty" list? "
xmas cartoon "Got milk? ... and cookies?" xmas cartoon "This is my new girlfriend, Kristin. She's a model."
xmas cartoon "Eww!! A Reindeer filled my stocking!!! What naughty little kids get for Christmas" xmas cartoon "I have wings, but I can't fly. Santa's reindeer do not have wings, but they can fly. Can you explain this to me????"
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xmas cartoon "Santa brought me four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree! BURRRRRRP!" xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon "Now, THATS'S gotta hurt." xmas cartoon "Your left headlight is out"
xmas cartoon "Love the new scratching post." xmas cartoon "I don't know about you, but, for the record, I did not see that!"
xmas cartoon "What carol would you like us to text you?" xmas cartoon Click for larger image
xmas cartoon "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED
Apparently, YOU told Santa that you have been GOOD this year ... He died laughing"

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